How eating shit can lead you to better work.

Luck, privilege, and bias play starring roles in everyone’s success story, but rarely receive attention.

Because you’ll never be able to change it, despite what the idiot motivational penis heads say.

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The Age of Superficiality and Delusional Superiority(tm) is upon us.

No need to keep scrolling.

Full stadiums, 9/11 tributes, standing for the national anthem, long lines to piss, and $17 hot dogs.

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The U.S. is unveiling its latest innovation. Coming soon to a crowded bar near you.

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